I am Cinderella made of stone. I don’t hate, or love. My anger is fleeting. My happiness gone with the dew. Princes come and go fawning briefly before they realize that I am nothing but a statue; I will never love them back.
me in grade 2: No way am I smoking ever dude I heard you can get cancer from one pack
me now:
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in australia, we pronounce ‘gif’ as ‘OI MATE THIS FUCKIN PICTURE IS MOVIN I AM SO FUCKIN FRIED’
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